Late Night Jokes - Jay Leno

* It was 100 degrees in New York City. It was so hot, you know Solyndra, the solar company? they actually made money.

* It was so hot Atttorney General Eric Holder was selling water guns to Mexican drug gangs.

* According to federal reports filed yesterday, the Obama campaign spent more money than they raised in the month of May. They spent more money than they raised? Well, that's called being a Democrat.

* A House committee is now recommending that Attorney General Eric Holder be cited for contempt of Congress. Now, don't confuse that for what you and I have. That's contempt FOR Congress.