10. You're not any good at art yet you continue to present the gospel by presenting stick figures.
9. When you present the Gospel heaven is renamed The Matrix and you call yourself Neo.
8. Instead of a tract you carry a can of play-doh in your back pocket.
7. You have yet to read the book of Romans believing Paul was too modern in his thinking.
6. You only curse around fundamentalists.
5. Every sermon illustration begins with "The other night I was drinking a beer".
4. You evaluate the truth by asking how many people hold to it, if it's too popular then it's wrong.
3. You leave your church because the sermon was not obscure enough.
2. You brag that you've never been pinned down theologically on any issue.
1. Your car has a bumper sticker that reads, "I think my boss is a Jewish carpenter but I can't be sure".
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