Stupid Churches, Dumb Pastors

Is this Church advertising for a Justin Timberlake concert? Did I miss Jesus command to "Bring Sexy Back?" Was that in the gospels or in the 2nd book of "Let's Be Relevant?" Maybe it was in the book of "Were Trying Hard To Be Hip, Because we are tragically lame." I wonder if the Pastor has installed a hot tub on the platform so he can bring back Celebrity Hot Tub?



How about Preach The Word?