The Jay Leno Show
● President Obama was in China yesterday. To foster a spirit of goodwill, he wore the traditional clothes made by the children of China: L.L. Bean, J Crew, Banana Republic, Nike, Reebok . . .
● That’s the No. 1 movie at the box office this week. The end-of-the-world action film, “2012.” In the movie, California is crumbling, America is in shambles, and people are forced to abandon their homes. 2012? It should have been called “2009.”
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs Your NFL Team Owner Is Nuts
10. Married to a tackling dummy
9. Team plays in North Carolina, builds new stadium in North Dakota
8. Only reason he hired head coach was because he had his own whistle
7. Encourages vendors to sell beer to players during game
6. Asked owner of Detroit Lions for tips on building a winner
5. He just tested positive for steroids
4. Pregame pep talk — asks team to lose by more than seven-and-a-half
3. Thinks "Things More Fun Than Reading The Sarah Palin Memoir" isn't funny
2. His motto: "If we want to win as a team, we shower as a team"
1. Gives players the weekend off
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