Funny Jokes

President Obama appeared on MTV for a town-hall program. It was just before the new episode of “Jersey Shore.” Nothing says low approval ratings like opening for Snooki. 

It’s a good idea for Obama to appeal to younger voters because he has to find people that are young enough to not be disappointed in his performance.  (Craig Ferguson)

I heard Dennis Miller on his radio show today say that the White House has a special relationship with MTV in fact Joe Biden has had a show called "Jackass" for about nine years

Bill O’Reilly appeared on “The View” and Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg stormed off the stage. You would think people named Joy and Whoopi would be more cheerful and happy. (Jimmy Kimmel)