Friday, October 15, 2010

Top Ten Reason To Watch The Baseball Playoffs

10. Fox's coverage now extends to the post-game shower
9. What are we gonna do, watch hockey?
8. One lucky viewer will win a free Tommy John surgery
7. We just had the Phillie Phanatic clipped, wormed, and neutered
6. Trips to the mound now include a fabulous “Glee”-style dance number
5. Crack of the bat replaced by comical "boing" sound
4. Do you really need an excuse to sit on the couch and drink beer?
3. Mention my name and you can rebroadcast the game without express written consent of Major League Baseball
2. It's about time the Yankees got some attention from the national media
1. If you're watching this, you'll watch anything


From The Late Show with Letterman

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