Top Ten Questions to Ask Yourself Before Buying The Japanese Toilet Bike

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10. A toilet and a bike in one — where do I sign? 
9. Can I save money by buying a used toilet bike? 
8. Do they make a recumbent toilet bike? 
7. Can I save 15 percent on toilet bike insurance by switching to Geico? 
6. Would it be safer to buy a toilet car? 
5. Does my city have a toilet bike lane? 
4. Will my friends think I'm showing off? 
3. No number 3 — writer buying a toilet bike 
2. Why can't America build a decent toilet bike? 
1. Where did my life go wrong?