Friday, December 19, 2008

TOP TEN POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS SONGS

10. I’ll be home for Ramadan (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or Winter Solstice).

9. We three politically oppressive patriarchs.

8. I’m dreaming of a racially diverse Christmas.

7. I saw mommy suing Santa Claus for harassment.

6. Rockin’ around the recycled, flame-retardant artificial Christmas tree.

5. All I want for Christmas is a dental plan.

4. Chestnuts roasting on an environmentally-friendly fuel source.

3. Rudolph the endangered and exploited specie.

2. We wish you a non-sectarian holiday.

1. Frosty the snowperson.

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